High road so low
Take a high road out of here
Got a damnation in my soul
Don't take much to the rock and roll
Only one good thing left to do
Is say goodbye to that long-haired flunky Sue

One dollar, one dollar fifteen cents
I got one dollar, it just won't do
If there ain't a subway for fifteen cents
Could go jump a turnstile and climb the fence
Only one good thing left to do
Is say goodbye to my long-haired flunky Sue

Hot dog and pizza
Hot dog, that's my food
Well, I'm a right-hand man using my left
I know I'm going blind, man, 'cause I'm already deaf
Only one good thing left to do
Is say goodbye to my long-haired flunky

Firecracker, rocket ship
I got a firecracker, get me out of here
They got me walking like a candy cane
Like a buzzard flying with a ball and chain
Only one good thing left to do
Is say goodbye to my long-haired