Captain Brain
By: Beck Hansen

Written by: Beck Hansen

  1. Captain Brain (:56)
    Available on Fresh Meat + Old Slabs.
Captain Brain [Version (a)]:

Captain Brain is comin' down
Thinkin' about nothin' at all
Who could it be? Who could it be?
Locked inside the bathroom
With a can of corn
The Song:

This recording, included on Beck's own bootleg of himself, Fresh Meat and Old Slabs, cuts out after just 55 seconds, with our hero, Captain Brain, locked inside the bathroom with a can of corn.

Does he escape?

Why is he in a bathroom?

What's the corn for?

How long has he been there?

Alas, we'll never know.