Hollywood Freaks
By: Beck Hansen, John King, Mike Simpson
Written by: Beck Hansen, John King, Mike Simpson

Version Of: Hollywood Freaks

This Version:
  • Hollywood Freaks (3:57)
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    Credits
    Justin Meldal-Johnsen: Bass
    Beck Hansen: Bass Synthesizer, Mix, Producer, Vocals
    The Dust Brothers: Engineer, Producer, Programming, Scratching
    Roger Joseph Manning Jr.: Keyboard / Synthesizer
    Michael Patterson: Mix
    Tony Hoffer: Programming
    Arnold McCuller: Vocals (Background)
    Valerie Pinkton: Vocals (Background)
    Arroyo Bombers: Vocals (Gang)
 
Lyrics:
What? Say what? He my nun!
Hot milk, mm, tweak my nipple, Champagne and Ripple
Shamans go cripple, my sales go triple
We drop lobotomy beats, evaporated meats
On high-tech streets, we go solo
Dance floors and talk shows, hot dogs, No-Doz
Hot sex in back rows, heh-heh

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene

Touch it real good if you want a piece (he my nun!)
Party people know I'm that type of freak

People look so snooty, take pills, make them moody
Automatic bzooty, zero to tutti frutti
Sex in the halls, Niagara Falls
Local shopping malls receive anonymous calls
Hot like a cheetah, neon mamacita
Eat at Tacoria, pop lockin' beats from Korea
Looking like jailbait, selling lots of real estate
Looking like a hot date, banging like an 808

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene

Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

Norman Schwartzkoff, something tells me you want to go home
Champagne, bibles, custom clothes you own
Calling up from special area codes
Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones
I got nothing to do, nowhere to go
I'll tell you what you want if you want to know
Satin sheets, tropical oils
Turn up the heat 'til the swimming pool boils
Let all the neighbors read it in the papers
Making all those gentlemen cry realistic tears

Do you like that? Yeah, one more time.
I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy (he my nun!)
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene

Touch it real good if you want a piece (he my nun!)
Party people know I'm that type of freak

Jockin' my Mercedes! Probably have my baby!
Shop at Old Navy! He wish he was a lady!
Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?
Do you really want to feel this?
Do you want to ???


Dance floors, on all the talk shows
Hot dogs, No-Doz, hot sex in back rows
You know, Hyundais tricked out
In Christmas in July
6.2%, yeah, you fill in the blanks
It's tricky, tutti frutti, automatic bzooty
We are mixing bizness with leather
 
Live:

Played live 88 times:
Earliest known live version: June 2, 1998
Latest known live version: July 14, 2014