The Song:

In order for it to feel more authentic, Beck filled out his Song Reader book with a number of fragments of songs and melodies, as well as fictional album collections and made-up song titles. "Kiss The Cook" is listed as part of the Male Quartette Collection, the greatest book ever compiled.

Many of the song titles on the back of "Saint Dude" are references to older sheet music/songs. Some though are just jokes/puns on a theme, and I think this was included mainly as a reference to the famous apron. I did not see any sheet music references in my research.